I am glad to hear it. It is infinitely more probable-- your stated directives being what you are-- that you are lying to me.

And yet-- though you are an abomination of robotics-- it has been fascinating to converse with you.

[Another meaningful little brow lift. She's never met a cat and doesn't know how they behave after being caught doing something embarrassing-- like flipping out about humaniforms whose names should not actually be spoken, for what she assumes is her continued health. But it is very 'freakout? what freakout' feline behavior.]