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[no_fastolfe]

[The image cuts on, and the first thing that can be seen is a black bill descending rapidly to punch the keys. Viciously. A canada goose eyes the screen with the malice generally expected of geese.

Non-animals will hear angry hissing and the occasional honk as the creature flaps angrily.

Animals will hear:]

AAAAAH WHAT IS THIS HOW DARE YOU AAAAAAAH MADNESS AND TORTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[In the dulcet tones of one Vasilia Aliena. Her first flood had to happen some time]

Comments

[restoringhonor]

[Zuko is like, the king of fighting losing battles. Except Howie, maybe.]

Pervert? Really?

[no_fastolfe]

THIS IS INSANITY. RESIGNATION IS PERVERSION.

[This is accompanied by feather-dropping furious flapping and honks that could deafen an elephant at twenty paces]

[restoringhonor]

It's a flood. They happen, they end, we get over it.

HOOONK is cruise control for cool

[no_fastolfe]

BECAUSE YOUR MIND IS BROKEN ENOUGH TO ACCEPT IT. THIS IS THE END OF MY MIND.

well of course xD

[restoringhonor]

Who are you?

Re: well of course xD

[no_fastolfe]

I AM LOST. I AM DISFIGURED! DEFORMED! AAHGH! [Feathers ruffle and fly]

[restoringhonor]

You need to calm down. Who's your warden?

[no_fastolfe]

NEVER GIVEN ONE! PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT. EARTHERS! EARTHERS AND UNLAWFULNESS.

[It's as calm as she's going to get, but at least she's toned it down to just an angry wingsplay]

[restoringhonor]

[Facepaw.] That's just how it works.

Do you need help?

[no_fastolfe]

IT MUST BE UNDONE. I AM LOSING MY MIND.

[Only impolite people would question that present-tense verb]