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[no_fastolfe]

[The image cuts on, and the first thing that can be seen is a black bill descending rapidly to punch the keys. Viciously. A canada goose eyes the screen with the malice generally expected of geese.

Non-animals will hear angry hissing and the occasional honk as the creature flaps angrily.

Animals will hear:]

AAAAAH WHAT IS THIS HOW DARE YOU AAAAAAAH MADNESS AND TORTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[In the dulcet tones of one Vasilia Aliena. Her first flood had to happen some time]

Comments

Video

[darknessb4me]

[Video. Of a mouth and teeth large enough to pop open a watermelon.]

Well. Someone's new.

Re: Video

[no_fastolfe]

[Pecking the screen won't help, and yet feels like the only tenable course of action]

MOCKERY. I HOPE YOU DIE OF YOUR OWN INFECTION.